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[轉貼]我不想下地獄!!!!!!!!!!!

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高中的時候跟一群好朋友去情趣用品店
                                                                               
買禮物給快要滿18歲的阿德..(想說要幫他"轉大人"一下)
                                                                               
看到很多很可愛的小禮物~例如會跳動的生殖器官之類的..
                                                                               
反正裡面的東西都跟18禁脫不了關係咩~
                                                                               
當大家看的正起勁的時候
                                                                               
我發現在老闆的桌子上
                                                                               
放著一個超大型的木刻男性的生殖器官 ( 降子有算18禁嗎?! 囧 )
                                                                               
我很興奮的跟我的好朋友講
                                                                               
"ㄟㄟ...你看老闆桌子上放著一個超大的喔!! 呵呵呵~"
                                                                               
我跟我同學就一直往那邊比
                                                                               
我:老闆...你桌子上還放一個那麼大的喔
老闆:喔~你說這個喔?!
                                                                               
老闆就把它轉過來給我看...
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                 
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                               
ㄜ...原來是觀世音菩薩....囧rz...
                                                                               
我居然把觀世音菩薩背後的頭看成男性生殖器官..
                                                                               
我不想下地獄呀~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   / (〒口〒)
                                         

2006-05-12 16:36:24
ㄏㄏ.............
差點把茶吐出來.....
2006-05-12 17:10:11
瞎米呀!!佛像襬在情趣用品店的櫃臺上?
我想要下地獄也是這位老闆排前面吧!!
2006-05-12 17:14:06
暈倒.....
2006-05-12 17:29:30
orz.............
阿彌佗佛啦!!
2006-05-13 00:01:56
暈...............
2006-05-13 00:46:42
傻眼中....................
2006-05-13 13:15:14
童言無忌, 童言無忌.....
早晚三支香, 有拜有保庇
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